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OC 0001 (Original Creation 0001) 

The epic creation story of Assofwar.

The birth of Assofwar is a very abstract tale. There were none there to witness the beginning, nobody took the time to see the birth of a true and mighty YouTube Hero. It was a dark and stormy night in Jew York City. Lightning streaks across the dark purple sky, said lightning being the only source of light for the dark alleys. There on a street corner sat a bum, this bum infected with lord knows how many diseases coughs his final cough and collapses dead upon the ground. The bum had no possessions except for the shoddy, torn clothes that covered his ass and a guitar with 2 broken strings. This bum's name was Titus and his guitar was donated to a local charity.

One of the local Jew babies was able to get his hands on the guitar weeks later since he was a poor boy who needed no sympathy. Little did the Jew Baby know that the guitar was infected with the disease from Titus. The disease known as Minecraft AIDS. A very deadly disease that was created by the evil Stem Digital in secret. They hoped to spread the disease to many small artists including musicians and more importantly, comedians. Jew Baby was slowly infected and spread the disease afar but nobody knew of the disease.

At the same time in the Pacific Ocean an underwater volcano erupted. The gas produced mixed inadvertently with the Sun's rays themselves giving birth to a hero, this hero is known as "Assofwar". Being a living creature born from the Earth and the Sun was unleashed upon the world. Little did he know what he would one day face. Stem Digital, Steven Assanti, BoxingonHD and more. The list of those who would damage the world gets larger and larger as years and calendars change and only one hero can ultimately defeat these beings. Friends and Foes await our young hero in his future and I can say only one thing... He Wins. In the end no matter the sacrifice he will win and we all will survive as a species. And so begins the tale of AssofWar.

- The Librarian