The Battle Royales

ASD 5632 (After Stem Digital, 5632)

In this year, Assofwar gleaned a new idea for content. Inspired by the maniacal Durv, leader of the Youtube Hitler Youth Association, he would hold giveaways for completely useless or worthless digital items.

To even have a chance at obtaining these items, one would have to like the video, comment some dumb shit, AND add the video to his or her Cool Videos Playlist!

Even when those steps were taken, the contestants would have to fight in a bloody arena to the death, commanding teams of warriors, with the last team standing being named victor.

Somehow the Universal Enforcement Agency of world 1 has not noticed this barbarism, or are being bribed by Assofwar to keep quiet. Either way, this is strange behavior, and must be documented for future trials.